10 useless and random questions with The Kiwi Couple

If you could choose any useless super power, what would you pick?
J: Knowledge of the previous week’s lottery ticket numbers.
R: The power to be the fastest blinker in the world. But maybe that’s not completely useless, I could win a championship or something.

What is something you would do if you woke up to find yourself completely invisible?
J: Pick up and move random objects near people to freak them out.
R: Rob a bank is the first thing that comes to mind…please don’t arrest me.

What would you do if you were the lone survivor of a plane crash?
J: Probably give up.
R: Die. Probably. Let’s be honest.

What’s your favourite viral YouTube video?
J: ‘Janice I’m falling’ slingshot ride is a classic.
R: Anything to do with cats…and I LOVE the baby being scared by sneezing.

What skills do you possess that could help you survive the zombie apocalypse?
J: I can run…and my hiding abilities are not bad.
R: I feel I am book smart on this subject matter, and in theory I should be amazing in a zombie apocalypse. But really – I don’t know how to shoot a gun, I get puffed running like 1 metre and I’d be way too emotional to kill a loved-one-zombie. So I’d die. Probably. Let’s be honest.

What’s your favourite smell?
J: The greatest smell I’ve ever smelt is the chocolate waterfall at the Cadbury factory in NZ. I’ve never smelt anything that good. Just want to jump in.
R: Freshly baked bread or cookies.

If a theme song played every time you entered a room, what would it be?
J: The Rocky theme.
R: Something Disney! Anything Disney!

You’re in prison with a life sentence, what was your crime?
J: Being awkward AF.
R: Smiling too much.

If you could break any world record what would it be?
J: For attending the most Arsenal games ever.
R: Eating something random, like the fastest person to eat 1000 birthday cakes.

Would you slap your spouse for $1000?
J: No.
R: Hell yes.